First Day of College: CLASS INTRODUCTION.
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Super Conyo Classmate:
Hello. I'm <insert a name you'll curse for the whole semester here>, and I graduated from <insert super elite high school name here>. I'm taking up this course in order to be of help to my family's business... in the US.
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Class:
FUCK OFF. BITCH PLEASE.
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Model-like Classmate:
Hi guys, I'm <insert a name you will later on search on FB here>, and I graduated from <insert any high school name here. yeah you just don't care at all>. It's a privilege to meet all of you.
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Class:
FUCK THE INTRODUCTION. MARRY ME.
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Nerdy/ Geeky Classmate:
Uhm.. Goodmorning to all of you, my name is <insert a name you don't give a damn here>. I'm from <insert a super known high school for geniuses here>. It'll be great if we will all be friends here.
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Class:
NO THANKS. WHO'S YOUR POKEMON?
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Introvert Classmate:
Hello. uhm. I'm <insert a name you'll be calling only twice or thrice during the whole semester here> and I graduated from <insert an alienated high school here>. thanks.
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Class:
WAS THERE ANYONE IN FRONT?!
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Bad Influence Classmate:
Yow guys! wassup?! I'm <insert a name you'll be seeing everytime in the disciplinary office here>. I graduated from <insert a high school for deliquents here>. see you at Encore later @ 10pm!
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Class:
DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO GUESTLISTS?
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Teacher's Pet Classmate:
uhm. Goodmorning Ma'am. Goodmorning classmates. My name is <insert a name you'll always hear from the mouth of each one of your professor here>. I graduated from <insert a high school with very competitive students here>. Thank you Ma'am.
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Class:
YOU MAY HAVE THE PRESIDENCY.
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Me:
Goodmorning. I'm Rhey-An Jusfred H. Caballero. I graduated from the Regional Science High School for Region IV-A. I'm taking up nursing because my family won't support me if I don't.. fuck my life.
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Class:
WE CAN FEEL YOU!
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